Hey Claire - I hit the jackpot!

Random Good(?) Stuff - - Posted on October, 12 at 12:11 am

I searched high and low for you these past couple days at the conference which my Mountie attended, and finally found a single Mountie for you!

Whoo Hoo!! You’re excited aren’t you?

He’s a slight bit older than you, has been married (and divorced) 3 times, pays a shitload of alimony, and kept talking about some rash he’s recently developed?

But beggars can’t be choosers that’s not the point! I showed him your picture and he started drooling! (literally)

He LIKES you! He REALLY likes you!

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I was sure you wouldn’t mind, so I took the liberty of giving him your phone number. He said he’ll definitely be getting in touch with you as soon as the phone company turns his phone back on. (Apparently he has a bit of a problem with 900 numbers. Maybe that explains the rash….. ie: friction?)

Anyway - Happy Birthday and big squishy hugs from me to you!! Luv ya lots! :-)

It’s the big 3-0 for Claire, so everyone head on over to A Little Piece of Me and wish her a very Happy Birthday!

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10 Responses to “Hey Claire - I hit the jackpot!”

  1. Claire on October 12th, 2007 1:19 am

    The big 3-0! Like it was just the big 5-0 for you!
    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    Thats the best looking mountie you could find!

    I hate you in a squishy hug kind of way!

    :)

    Erm thanks for this (plotting revenge)

  2. empress bee (of the high sea) on October 12th, 2007 6:41 am

    happy birthday claire! you are old now honey. really really old. can you still hear okay?

    smiles, bee

  3. Desert Songbird on October 12th, 2007 7:22 am

    You’re SUCH a good friend,Kai! How generous of you to find such a catch! :lol:

  4. Comedy Plus on October 12th, 2007 9:32 am

    Bwahahahahah. 30? Bwahahahah. This guy has been dead for how long? Bwahahahah. Sorry this just hit my funnybone. Revenge indeed. I can’t wait to see this.

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday dear Claire
    Happy Birthday to you.

  5. Linda on October 12th, 2007 1:19 pm

    Wow - you give her an old worn out Mountie and add four years on her age to boot! You are just the best! :lol:

    But like you said, Beggars can’t be choosers so Lord only knows what you would have given me!!

  6. Alison on October 12th, 2007 2:46 pm

    Had to laugh, but Benny Hill? He’s been dead for at least 15 years hasn’t he? :lol:

  7. Crazy Working Mom on October 12th, 2007 7:04 pm

    Hmmm…I think she likes him Kai! Can’t wait to hear all about the wedding. *LOL*
    Great post. heh heh heh

    (I’m just glad it was you and not me that she’s plotting revenge on!)

  8. Rhonda on October 13th, 2007 9:55 pm

    rofl! love it!!

  9. Claire on October 14th, 2007 10:47 am

    The revenge plot has begun………………… :evil:

  10. Stine on October 17th, 2007 5:33 am

    Hahaha When’s the engagement?

    You’re tagged btw…

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