The Buzz Queen

We have two gigantic pumpkins waiting to be carved up. Kristanna has been asking for the past three days, but since we have so many bears roaming around this time of year, I told her she had to wait until the day before Halloween!
She doesn’t really want to carve the pumpkins so much as […]

This week’s Manic Monday theme is Trick or Treat. Strangely enough I received a bit of a trick from one of my best girlfriends in my inbox tonight. I’m not sure how much of a treat it is, but you may at least get a giggle.
You see, she’s finally figured out how to […]

Kristanna’s team won both games they played yesterday! The poor kids though - you could see that they were totally out of gas in the second game. Two games in the same day is a lot.
Kristanna did SO WELL - she is so much fun to watch. Her skating is amazing compared […]

Look at the time. Good god, it’s just after 6am.
Kristanna has two hockey games today in a community which is about a 2.5 hr drive away, but if you take the logging road shortcut you shave an hour off your trip. So of course you know which road we good Canadians are taking! […]

I don’t think my head has caught up with the fact that she’s not my little baby anymore. A big group of her friends came over tonight and the bunch of them got ready and left together. They were all giggly and excited One of the other Mom’s came over, and […]

1. You ask for high fiber candy only.
2. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
3. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
5. You have […]

Hockey season has officially begun for both girls - each had a game today, and Kristanna played for her team (Pee Wee division) and was invited to play up on the Bantam (Mikayla’s team) as well.
Both games were really close - but both lost by one goal! Great games though - lots of action, […]

I searched high and low for you these past couple days at the conference which my Mountie attended, and finally found a single Mountie for you!
Whoo Hoo!! You’re excited aren’t you?
He’s a slight bit older than you, has been married (and divorced) 3 times, pays a shitload of alimony, and kept talking about some rash […]

Please be advised that it is over between us.
I am sick and tired of you overheating, shutting down and losing my work. I purchased a laptop cooler for you, hoping that having a friend blowing sweet cool air on your nether regions would make you happy. It used to satiate you for a couple […]

…almost.
The Def Leppard concert (my first concert EVER, don’t forget!) was awesome! I had SO much fun! Except the fact that I was talked out of bringing my camera for fear that it would be taken away…. I’m still pissed about that one. We had great seats, so I could have taken […]